Sports Tees / $24.99 CAD
That's So Canadian
One-liners for people who take hockey seriously.
Shop Sports TeesMakeAmerica.ca — witty conversation-starter t-shirts from Calgary
General Tees / Stampede ready
Yeah Who?
Five friends, five slogans, one long afternoon.
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Nine ways to start an argument. Or a friendship. Depends on the room.
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Three colourways, two cuts, four sizes. Printed to order in Calgary.
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How we do it
Four steps, no surprises.
Printed to order in Calgary since 2022. Here is exactly what happens after you hit add to cart.
More about us-
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Pick your joke
240 slogans across nine categories. Three colourways, two cuts, sizes S to XL — kids' sizes too.
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We print it in Calgary
Nothing sits in a warehouse. Your tee is printed to order on combed, side-seamed cotton with no scratchy neck label.
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Out the door in two days
Free shipping anywhere in Canada on orders over $80. Tracking lands in your inbox the moment it ships.
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Wrong size, wrong joke
30 days to send it back. No interrogation, no restocking fee — just tell us which one you actually wanted.
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Free shipping over $80
Anywhere in Canada. Three tees gets you there.
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Designed in Calgary
Written, printed and packed in Alberta. Not drop-shipped.
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Easy 30-day returns
Wrong size, wrong joke — send it back, no interrogation.
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